I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
