He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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