I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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