I hate your face
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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