How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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