69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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