I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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