white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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