Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Are we still banned from the library?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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