i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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