Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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