their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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