I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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