At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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