i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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