Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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