Plan B is the new Plan A
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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