yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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