Its about making memories worth repressing
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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