I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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