Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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