Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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