Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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