the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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