Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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i now understand why vodka
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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