he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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