So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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