that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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