they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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