Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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