let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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