It's Friday. Sex?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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