Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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