He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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