Already got asked if we're dating
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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