I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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