fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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