is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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