You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I love you.
Bad choice
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