Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize