Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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