would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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