Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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