I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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