why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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