They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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