4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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