i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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