I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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