think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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