i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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