why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
well you can't waste a boner
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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