one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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