she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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