And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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