I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
And then the night went full on bisexual.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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