I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The Olympian is in my bed
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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