Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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