Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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