Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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